Bloggy Following!!!

You somewhat tolerate me! You really somewhat tolerate me!

I have been blogging for 2 years on June 6. I got a call from my much loved youth leader Sis.Redmond asking me where my blog was at, and a comment on my flocking post. I have found out, that although they don't always comment (*ahem* hint there), I have a good blog following from my church. Mistie reads it, Ratchol (hahaha) reads it, the Hammans read it, and several others. I love you guys much. I know I am just a stupid teenager sometimes with not much to say, but thank you to my church family who reads this, and to other people whom I have never met, such as Sarah "The Mouse" and JAM. Thank you so much for reading my blog, people.

Just comment me some more, ok?


And because I love you so much, here's another phobia video.



I guess that I can't make fun of the first one. I'm terrified of pigeons. No lie.

Swimming Dilemma

My Aunt Faith has just recently discovered the world of IM. Today we were discussing a great dilemma she is having.

Faith Anderson: yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah want to go swimming noone in this house wants to go:(
Rebecca Ryan: If i could drive, i would come over, so therefore i would be in that house, and I would want to go
Faith Anderson: why not just walk i heard that is your familys new mode of transportation
Rebecca Ryan: umm...no
Rebecca Ryan: bit far to walk
Faith Anderson: not really not if you really really loved me and wanted to spend time with me
Rebecca Ryan: or if i was even moderately in shape
Rebecca Ryan: hahaha...like that would happen
Faith Anderson: you never know what you could accomplish if you would but only try try try dear one
Rebecca Ryan: i also have vbs in an hour
Rebecca Ryan: sorry
Faith Anderson: well who is more important your poor poor aunt who only wants someone to go aswimming with her or your vbs
Rebecca Ryan: just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming
Rebecca Ryan: what do we do, we swim
Rebecca Ryan: i looooooove toooo swiiiiiiim
Faith Anderson: i can't i'd be all by myself and that is just no fun
Rebecca Ryan: obviously dory disagrees
Rebecca Ryan: you could take sassy? (Her miniature pinscher)
Faith Anderson: well dory is not here now is she i didn't think so and sassy only likes to get wet and then get out
Rebecca Ryan: midnight? (her pug, which she hates)
Rebecca Ryan: if you watched finding nemo, she would be..
Rebecca Ryan: indy?(her collie)
Rebecca Ryan: harley?(my cousin's cat, whom she hates)
Rebecca Ryan: now that would be funny...
Rebecca Ryan: oh, i know! you could take jesse and carrot!(the hamsters)
Rebecca Ryan: and hoppy and rabby!(The rabbits)
Rebecca Ryan: there's a pool party
Faith Anderson: no she would only be in the movie not here where i needed here to be. indy hates water with a passion and that would be one way to get rid of harly because she would be halfway around the world by the time her front feet hit the water
Rebecca Ryan: rofl

Oof

I have had an extrodinarily long day, which I am too tired to blog about tonight. I will tell you that I have an interview tomorrow at 4:30 PM at the Way of Sub. Yayness!

Farewell, Jeeves....

Just in case you guys haven't been to Ask.com in the past few days, let me share with you the surprise I got when I went on there to get some info for a history project. Jeeves was missing from the site. I went on Jeeves for Kids and clicked on "Where's Jeeves?" and the following message was listed-

"After ten years of dutifully helping kids answer questions for their homework, learn more about their world, or to just be able to help them answer the eternal "Why?" Jeeves has decided that his work here is done. Don't worry. Our site will still be here to help you with all of your homework and searches.
Jeeves is just taking this opportunity to hang up his butler suit and retire, but he is taking a few days rest before he goes. "

Ok, how messed up will our society get? A cartoon character is retiring??!?!?!?!? Not right people. Not right. Plus, think of the catastrophe that will fall on our economy! Ask.com's profits will drop greatly. They are nothing without Jeeves! Where will world leaders turn to when faced with that critical question, "Does bologna go well with peanut butter?".

Madness, I tell you. Sheer madness.

And now, for something completely different...

And now, back to your regularly scheduled program.

Madame Vice Presidente- A short play

Scene: Mrs.Melick's Classroom after school. Rebecca and Alyssa are waiting for Mrs. Melick to return from Bus Duty and looking at the FCCLA Council Roster. They notice something amiss with the section labeled "Vice President".

Alyssa: Hey, why is Paige's name scratched off of the VP section?

Rebecca: I don't know. Here comes Mrs. Melick. Let's ask her.

Alyssa: Mrs.Melick, we notice something is dreadfully wrong with the roster. Why is dear Paige's name crossed out in the bleakest black Sharpie registered trademark or some other by product permanent marker?

Mrs.Melick: Dear students, it distresses me to say that Paige was slacking and not showing up and so I relieved her of duties.

Rebecca: Awww. What a shame. Whoever will take her place?

Mrs.Melick: Actually, Rebecca, because you have basically been filling the position without the title, I was planning on asking you to fill in.

Rebecca: Gee golly whiz! I must take time and think about this!

~~~~~Intermission~~~~~

Act 2

Scene: 5 seconds later.

Rebecca: Ok. I will acquiesce to this request.

Mrs.Melick: Ok. That works.

Narrator: And there was much rejoicing.

~~~Fin~~~

*Note: This play is based on a true account. Some phrases have been changed to better suit the purposes. Nevertheless, Rebecca really was made VP because her predecessor was a slacker. And has been asked to run next year for office. Her life is good at the moment. Despite impending Valentine's Day. Which she believes stinks like moldy Limburger cheese.

~~~~~Edit~~~~~~~~

Almost forgot the anti-valentine for today...

I am lying, but it seemed like the thing to do at the time. I might as well embrace the singleness. It's not like it's ending any time soon.

All About Rum...

P.S. If you do not understand how rum was brought up, please click here and here.

A reply to Liz's comment...

Yes, Liz.

Someday, when I am legal, there will be rum in my kitchen.







What? I enjoy the occasional rum bun!!!!!

Stole it from Liz!

First letter of name Scattegories! WOOHOO!

1. Famous Athlete: Ron Tuggnut
2. 4-letter word: Room
3. Street name: Roosevelt Ave (NYC)
4. Color: Red
5. Gifts/present: Rectal Thermometer (Hey, it worked on Madagascar!)
6. Vehicle: Retractable hardtop
7. Tropical Location: Rio
8. College Major:Religous Studies
9. Dairy Product: Rotten Milk (AKA- Yogurt)
10. Things in a Souvenir Shop: Ribbons?
11. Boy Name: Ryan
12. Girl Name: Rena
13. Movie Title: Return to Me
14. Alcohol: Rum
15. Occupation: Retiree
16. Flower: Rose
17. Celebrity: Ricky Martin
18. Magazine: Real Estate Monthly
19. U.S. City: Rockville, Maryland
20. Pro Sports Team: Ravens (Baltimore)
21. Something Found in a Kitchen: Rum
22. Reason for Being Late: Really annoying child made me drop them off at band practice and then I spilled coffee on my pants
23. Something You Throw Away: Really annoying child that made you drop them off
24. Things You Shout: Roohoo! (if you are Scooby Doo, that is0
25. Cartoon Character: Roadrunner

5 day weekend?

Great possibility. The white death is upon us. I'm checking about once per hour here.

Meanwhile, this amuses me. I love Smeegle and his evil ugliness.

I love my mom...

And her thrifty Goodwill shopping techniques. This picture comes directly off of lizclaiborne.com and these shoes right here, part of her new collection, the LizFlex Thrifty Loafer, imported kidskin leather, run at $69 if you get them off of her site. Mom scored them for $4 at Goodwill. Yeah,baby!

Now if only I could find a nice Gucci bag.....

Deep Freeze

Take this, you global warming theorist fruitcakes.

Anyway, school was cancelled today or delayed in pretty much every school across the state and tomorrow isn't looking much different. I have a feeling I will be home tomorrow as well, looking at the cancellations thus far. I can't expect any announcements until later tonight, though, I am sure.

I had an enjoyable day off. Just pretty much goofed around and such. I found a site with the first season of "That 70's Show" on it, and am looking for the second season because I am almost done.

I don't have a whole lot to update about, so rather than ramble on about nothing I will close. If you want to join the school cancellation watch, the site I am checking on is here.

Will update later.

*Update- 6:29 PM- MOUNT VERNON CITY SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED!!!!!!!!

P.S. In order to pay homage to the Super Bowl (how bout them Colts...Ahhh..I don't really care. Hate football and all.) Here are my two favorite commercials.



For some reason, after the whole divorce from Britney, I don't think this is too far off.


This is my mom's favorite. I love it.

Woo!

Today is......*drumroll*

TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY SNOWY SO NO SCHOOL FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Back to bed with myself, I suppose. How sad. (Not)