Great Lessons I Learned This Evening

1. Alison does not know the meaning of "act natural".
2. There is not a person at John's house named Katie.
3. Nor did he order a laptop.
4. We also cannot call him Johnny.
5. Rachel does not appreciate prank calls from me and Alison as much as she enjoys making them herself.
6. Garrett cannot speak ghetto.
7. Garrett believes he can speak ghetto.
8. If you get lost in the hood, Garrett will try to speak ghetto.
9. Garrett will stop speaking ghetto if you throw heavy objects at him.