Are people really that dumb?

I feel like ranting this morning.

I've decided that at the moment, I am not going to let myself like anyone in "that" way. Now, I'm not so deadened that I don't have an idea of who I would probably fall for if I was allowing myself (actually, I have a fairly good idea), but at the moment, I am taking control of my emotions and telling them to stop for the love of almighty!!! The whole process of liking the guy, and then getting smushed into the ground like a marshmallow after an elephant has stampeded through gets a little old to me, quite honestly, and I'm done at the moment. It makes things too complicated, no one really gains in the long run, and while it provides me with good blog fodder, I'm sure it probably gets on the rest of your nerves.

Now, on a completely different note (and when I say completely, I mean COMPLETELY), those of you may have been informed that my relationship status (of single) has changed. To the people who started this nasty rumor, I only have one thing to say-

"Liar, liar, pants on fire!"

*blows rasberry*

I am still quite single, thank you very much.

Believe me, when this changes, I will be shouting it from the rooftops. Not keeping it secret and letting people (whose names have, probably in their best interest, been kept undisclosed to me) break the news to everyone.

Well, now.

Back to your regualarly scheduled programming.