Spring Cleaning

In a search for the installation disk to my scanner/printer, I dragged out things from my drawers and under my desk in a search. The result was....

I am now going to attempt to rid through at reduce the volume of my crap index by 75%. If any of you feel so moved to come help me, please feel free, but do make sure that you are up to date on your immunizations.

If you don't feel so moved, please pray for my safety and God's protection as I don my amazingly comfy Kent State sweatpants, pull up an episode of Bridezillas, and dig into this waist-deep pile of crap.