Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said:
"Sweet lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. Then, my sweet, we can marry and set up house in yon castle where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, dining on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs' legs, the princess chuckled to herself and thought: I don't flipping think so.