I swear....

If I get one more e-mail about how Obama is a Muslim Terrorist AntiChrist, I may shank myself. That's right, I said shank. As in with a shiv.

For the last time, people, he DOES pledge allegiance to the flag, and DOES put his hand on his heart. And for the love of cheese-

He! Is! Not! A! MUSLIM!!!!

Good gravy, people!