Yes people. Those are my feet. And two shoes. Different colored shoes. Not even SIMILARLY colored shoes.
I rushed out the door today and apparently one of my red shoes was lying by my black pair.
So I walked along, unaware, going to a Student Advisory Board meeting ( no wonder the principal looked at me weird) and then I happened to look at my feet.
There is a reflex that my Freshman health teacher taught us about. She called it the "oh crap" reflex where you realize something is miserably wrong and you just are frozen for a moment. As I was recovering and assessing this situation, my friend, Veronica, came up to me and asked if I was aware that I had two different shoes. I said-
"Yeah. I couldn't decide which to wear today, so I decided to wear both!"
She actually believed me and congratulated me on my freeness.