Ok, here's the deal.
I'm 17 now, and have never, ever seen a scary movie.
Tonight I am going to resolve this. I am watching the Sixth Sense. My parents have assured me that I should be glad that I have a bathroom right next to my bed, as I will be afraid to leave the room afterwards.
My parents also told me that I had to watch the movie in the dark. Um, I'm keeping a night light on.